HIV in the Philippines

Have you guys ever wondered why HIV infection rates in the Philippines are so low?

Consider these factors:

...everybody loves bareback sex (sex without a condom)
...there is very little coverage of HIV education
...how many people get tested for HIV? Few or Many?

According to this, there are 9,000 people with HIV
...and according to this, 67% are MSMs (men who have sex with men)
...that leaves us with 6,030 MSMs who are HIV positive

The most important question here is:
...HOW MANY MSMs GOT TESTED?
...when you have THAT number, then you'll get the all important rate of infection


Put it this way:

Y = MSM got tested for HIV
6,030 = MSM are HIV positive

6,030 / Y = percentage of MSMs in the Philippines who are HIV+

How many MSMs got tested?

If there were a total of 10,000 MSMs who got tested
...with 6,030 testing positive
...the Philippines has a 60.3% infection rate for MSMs
...meaning 2 out of 3 MSMs are HIV+

If there were a total of 20,000 MSMs who got tested
...with 6,030 testing positive
...the Philippines has a 30% infection rate for MSMs
...meaning 1 out of 3 MSMs are HIV+

The most important number in there is...
...how many MSMs (men who have sex with men) got tested for HIV?


Keep in mind
...the LESS people who get tested, the HIGHER the rate of infection
...the MORE people who get tested, the LOWER the rate of infection

Now ask yourselves these questions
...how many MSMs do you think would LOVE to get tested for HIV?
...how many MSMs do you know have gotten tested for HIV?

This rampant bareback sex among MSMs is one of the reasons why 'foreigners' love to go to the Philippines on sex tours
...they are usually HIV+ and love going to the Philippines to infect everyone they have sex with
...and they have sex with an awful lot of people when they're there
...because Filipinos have the illusion that if they have sex with this 'foreigner', they will fall in love and take them to their home country so they can live happily ever after


It's so easy to get infected with HIV in the Philippines because:
...Filipinos don't know how to say 'NO' (when a partner wants to fuck sans condom)
...the Catholic Church forbids the use of condoms
...condoms are expensive


If that isn't a recipe for an AIDS epidemic of catastrophic proportions, I don't know what is.


THE FASTEST WAY TO GET HIV:

...threesomes
...orgies
...bareback Sex
...partee 'n play (PnP)



SIGNS THAT HE IS HIV+

...likes bareback sex
...likes to ejaculate inside you
...wants you to ejaculate inside him
...usually very, very thin
...unusual skin tone or skin color
...'Puyat' or tired-looking eyes
...sometimes likes to be gangbanged


Translations concerning the Safe Sex Option on profiles:


ALWAYS = Sometimes
NEEDS DISCUSSION = I prefer no condom
NO ENTRY = I prefer no condom
NEVER = I don't mind getting HIV or I already have HIV, and I want to share it with you.



BOTTOM ONLY = Bottom Only
MORE BOTTOM = Bottom Only
VERSATILE = Prefer to Bottom
MORE TOP = Will Bottom for the right guy
TOP ONLY = Will Bottom for the right price


BAREBACK sex with the top being HIV+ and bottom being HIV-
...if the top ejaculates outside the bottom, the bottom has a 1 in 10 chance of getting infected with HIV
...if the top ejacualtes inside the bottom, the bottom has a 1 in 5 chance of getting infected
...if the bottom bleeds and the top ejaculates outside the bottom, the bottom has a 1 in 3 chance of getting infected
...if the bottom bleeds and the top ejaculates inside the bottom, the bottom has a 1 in 1 chance of getting infected

BAREBACK sex with the bottom being HIV+ and top being HIV-
...the top has a 1 in 500 chance of getting infected with HIV
...if the top ejaculates inside the bottom, chance of infection is unaffected
...if the bottom bleeds and the top gets an abrasion (sugat) on his penis during fucking, the top has a 1 in 10 chance of getting infected

If the top uses a condom from beginning to end of fucking and the top does not ejaculate inside the ass
...the chance for infection is 1 in 100,000


Other stuff...

Do not brush your teeth before sucking cock
...most of the time, your gums will bleed when you brush your teeth
...it means there's an opening in your gums that the HIV virus can go into

If the blowee is HIV+ and you are HIV-
...AND you brushed your teeth before the blowjob
...AND the blowee ejaculates outside your mouth
...there is a 1 in 500 chance you might get infected


If the blowee is HIV+ and you are HIV-
...AND you brushed your teeth before the blowjob
...AND the blowee ejaculates outside your mouth
...AND you have a canker sore (singaw) inside your mouth
...there is a 1 in 250 chance you might get infected


If the blowee is HIV+ and you are HIV-
...AND you brushed your teeth before the blowjob
...AND the blowee ejaculates inside your mouth
...there is a 1 in 20 chance you might get infected
...THEN you swallow the cum
...the chances are the same, 1 in 20
...IF you have a throat infection when you swallow the cum
...the chances are 1 in 10



If the blowee is HIV+ and you are HIV-
...AND you brushed your teeth before the blowjob
...AND the blowee ejaculates inside your mouth
...AND you have a canker sore (singaw) inside your mouth
...there is a 1 in 10 chance you might get infected
...THEN you swallow the cum
...the chances are the same, 1 in 10
...IF you have a throat infection when you swallow the cum
...the chances are 1 in 5


If the blowee is HIV- and you are HIV+
...he has a 1 in 1000 chance of getting infected

If you brushed your teeth before you blew him
...there is a 1 in 700 chance of him getting infected

If you brushed your teeth before you blew him
...AND the blowee has an abrasion (sugat) on his cock
...there is a 1 in 500 chance of him getting infected


If a condom is used by the blowee during a blowjob
...the chances of infection is 0

A proposal
...every employer should have a mandatory HIV screening for ALL employees
...Jollibee, Starbucks, ALL call centers, SM, etc...
...to get a more accurate count of HIV infections
...screenings should be ANONYMOUS
...no names allowed, only use numbers
...HIV screenings should be FREE
...medication should be FREE

Numbers to be made public:
...total number of people tested
...number of females tested
...number of females who have sex with females tested
...number of males tested
...number of males who have sex with males tested
...geographic statistic
...age demographic

Make sure the terms 'homosexual' 'bisexual' etc are not used
...because MSMs have this delusional habit of calling themselves 'heterosexual' and 'bisexual'
...remember: the more people who get tested, the more accurate the counts are
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