How gay...

So I've been browsing Internet hook-up sites for quite a while now
...and I would just like to say a few things


Signs that you have issues with masculinity:

...you are holding a cigarette with your fingers or with your lips in your pics
...you are doing a 'rock on' sign, or 'flipping the bird' in your pics
...you use the words 'pare' 'tol' 'tsong' 'pards' etc

You know we have a saying in America that goes something like:
..."when he opened his mouth his purse fell out"
...that's when you look very macho on your pics, but you have a gay-sounding voice

If you do any of these things, there's a high probability that you're actually FEMININE.
...you know, like the way some people douse themselves in perfume to try to cover up the fact that they haven't showered in 2 days



I am GAY and masculine
...but I don't feel the need to call myself BISEXUAL because of it

Just because you're masculine, doesn't necessarily equate to you being bisexual
...you can be gay and masculine at the same time

You should only consider yourself bisexual if you are sexually aroused by and/or you've repeatedly had sex with a female and a male.


I am NOT discreet.
...even though I'm not out, I'm not afraid to be seen in public with a guy

'Discreet' guys are the ones who hide behind dark, empty movie theatres, and public restrooms at the train station having classy encounters with other 'discreet' guys. When they do go out in public with another guy, they'll have paper bags over their heads so no one would recognize them. They probably wear sunglasses indoors too, coz that's how discreet guys roll.

Enjoy na enjoy siguro kayong lahat jan na nakatago sa likod ng pader na para kayong mga ipis.





Also, if you prefer SOP (sex on phone) over meeting people in person, you're most likely using someone else's pics to get other guys to engage you in SOP, because that's the only action you'll ever get without revealing to anyone how fat and/or ugly you actually are
...So Overly Pathetic

I don't need drugs to have a good time
...fucking lame, to be honest with you


And for those guys who don't have pics, you should only talk to other guys who don't have pics as well. It's only fair, right? See how that feels...

REJECTION:

There's no reason to give an abrasive rejection if you're not interested in someone
...there's no reason for a bitter response to a rejection


And you guys have to understand
...when people don't reply to your messages, they're simply not interested
...it seems more polite that way



Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
~His Holiness the Dalai Lama