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The Top 10 Filipino Commandments

1. Thou shall not admit fault.

2. Thou shall always make excuses.

3. Thou shall not raise thy armpits in the presence of others.

4. Thou shall only give favors if they can be reciprocated in the future.

5. Thou shall not give a direct answer.

6. Thou shall share your problems with everyone.

7. Thou shall only discuss issues pertaining to people or negativity.

8. Thou shall never arrive on time.

9. Thou shall always be part of a group.

10.  Thou shall not use thy head to make decisions, only use thy heart.