Friday, September 3, 2010

Seriously Imelda...

Can you take those jewellery collections with you to your grave?
...your shoes?
...those priceless artworks?

Maybe something more productive is in order.

How about you put them in a museum -shoes, artworks, jewellery collection- and then charge people an entry fee?
...your name has global recognition
...Europeans think Imelda whenever they hear Philippines 

In exchange for agreeing to do so, ALL your pending court cases will be dismissed
...here's to hoping that the juvenile and vindictive Filipinos who want to ruin you would agree to it

After charging admission fee, the proceeds would then go to the charity of your choice
...see how it works?
...your name will promote the tourism sector
...your Imeldific-ness would finally benefit the poor
...your Imeldific-ness would be immortalized
...and you will leave the world vindicated

The Philippines needs closure
...its people need to stop living in the past
...patch things up, look towards the future


He who dies rich, dies in disgrace. 
...Andrew Carnegie 

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